Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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