she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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