butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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