Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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