Where did you get a picture of my penis
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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