yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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