Got a toothbrush?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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