u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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