i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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