Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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