im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
