After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
