Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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