try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
