Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food