She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I had to cum in my sink.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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