I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
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I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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