Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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