She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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