This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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