can we get nightvision for the apartment?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
