I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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Do I have a choice?
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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