She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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