i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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