Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You are a genius and a whore.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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