Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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