how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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