normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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