no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I could fuck to npr.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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