I faked an abortion last night.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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