Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I lost the right to judge tonight
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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