after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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