I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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