$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
