Sober January is a disaster.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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