ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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