You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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