Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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