PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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