he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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