with your own penis?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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