I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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