I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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