k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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