thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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