Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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