I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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