I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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