yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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