i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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