i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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