Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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