I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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